My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?

What animals make the best baseball players?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

What is a cat's favorite math problem?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

What do cats use to beat eggs?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?