What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What should moms do when their kids go back to school?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?

What part of a football field is never the same?

What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

Why is summer always sad?

What is sand's favorite movie?

Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?

What do rich squirrels eat?

What's black and white and goes around and around?