What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

How do snowmen get information?

Which animals make the best football players?

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

How do snakes identify their bath towels?

What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?

What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Why can't you trust a pig?