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Which farm animals are famous painters?

What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?

What type of music do frogs listen to?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

What shape has a knighthood?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

What do you call a cow with no GPS?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

What do you call a deer with no eyes?