Why was the artichoke so generous?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

Which CIA agent is the best baker?

Families are like fudge.

Where do novels go to have a good time?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

What's a tornado's favorite game?

Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?