What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Your teeth!
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
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