Why are farmers so laid-back?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

Why did the goat become a lawyer?

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?

Why does the sun love to go back to school?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Why did the coach go to the bank?

What do ghosts eat on Halloween?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?