What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

Which bug is related to you?

What time is your dentist appointment?

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?

What was Forrest Gump's email password?

Why did the singer perform on an airplane?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?