What's a duck's favorite ballet?

Why did the cow cross the road?

Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?

How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

Why is the beach so confident?

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?

What is a plant's favorite college course?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.