What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Squash.
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There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What do you give a sick pig?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
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