What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Squash.
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Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
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What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
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What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
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Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
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