Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?

What type of cat loves to go on hikes?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

What do you call bees that are best friends?