What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

What do you call the horse that lives next door?

What is the loneliest cheese?

What snacks always have the best tan?

Why do moms make good vintners?

How do deer tell their children to grow up?

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

Where do you take sick ponies?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?