Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

What's a father's favorite flower?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

What sport requires no movement at all?

What was the bunny's job at the hotel?

What animal makes the best lunches?

What is the smallest lion?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

What awards show do hot dogs never miss?

What do British people and golfers have in common?

Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?

Which office space loves to cut corners?