Why is it hard to hire a clown?

Where does money love to go shopping?

Why was the broom late for school?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

What snacks always have the best tan?

Which founding father loves to sing?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Why did the lamb cross the road?