Why did the fish blush?
Because it saw the ocean's bottom.
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Where is the coldest place to work?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What does the sun drink out of?
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