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What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

What's black and white and red all over?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

What do photographers read to their children before bed?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?