When is a black dog not a black dog?

What do you call a pile of cats?

Why couldn't the leopard hide?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

Why are ghosts always single?

I like telling Dad jokes.

Where do hands go on vacation?

What is another term for the price of gas?

Where do pigs love to take naps?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?