What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

What is the coolest country?

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

Why are hockey rinks always rounded?

What kind of money do fishermen make?

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?