What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?

Why is tennis such a loud sport?

What's a dog's favorite city?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

When do cows get tired?

What's the difference between soccer and football?

Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

Why do diners never serve lobster?