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What soup do Santa's helpers love most?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

What do you call a stationary flamingo?

Why can you never find the number nine?

What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

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Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

Why isn't Robin called Batboy?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?