What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

It's Crowded!

What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?

Which fly makes films?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?