Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

What superpower do all middle children have?

Why did the tomato turn red?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

How do you care for a sick bird?

Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?

What's the politest month?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?