Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

How much does freedom weigh?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?

What type of cat loves to go on hikes?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?