Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?

Why did the border collie get a raise?

What types of dogs are bilingual?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?

Which former US President was always cold?