What did the snake name his daughter?
Annaconda.
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
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