What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

Wanna hear a long dad joke?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?

Which animal will never go bald?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?