Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

Why do runners watch so much TV?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

What does a cat go to sleep on?

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

What do you call a dancing sheep?

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

What do you call a singing rodent?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?