Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?

What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

What do you call hiking college students?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?