What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

What game do bats excel at?

What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

I can cut down a tree only using my vision..

What did the baby laptop call her father?

What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?

What is the most attractive fruit?

What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?