Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

What did the stair machines call each other?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

What is the biggest ant in the world?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

Where do mice leave their boats?

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?

What fish sings the best?