Who does everyone's hair in space?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

How do automobiles fly?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

Where do ants go to eat?

Why do bees buzz?

How do billboards talk?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

Why was the cat hired at the bakery?

What car can't keep a secret?