What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Jalepen-no!
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Why do kids love theater classes?
Families are like fudge.
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!