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What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

Who is a house's favorite band?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?

What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

What did one firefly say to the other?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?