What did the stair machines call each other?
Stepsisters.
What superpower do all middle children have?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
Where would you put an injured insect?
How do you know bees have allergies?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Why do trees have so many friends?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
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