What did the stair machines call each other?
Stepsisters.
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What building always gets stains on it?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
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