What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

What should you say to your sister when she's crying?

Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?

What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

That bird won't stop squawking.

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.