What did the stair machines call each other?
Stepsisters.
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger KingĀ®?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Which family member has tusks?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
How do you organize a space party?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at StarbucksĀ®?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about CokeĀ®?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
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