Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

What do you call Santa's Helpers?

What did the baby bird say on Halloween?

What animal floats best?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

What day of the week do chickens hide?

What did the snake name his daughter?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?