What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

Why did the echo get detention?

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?

What fish loves to play in a band?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

Why were the angels so helpful in the community?

Where do goldfish go camping?