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What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

How did the pirate call his mother?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

Why are skeletons so calm?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

What game does chlorine never lose?

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Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

Where do mice love to go on vacation?