What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

Why was the father caterpillar so angry?

Which state has the best streets?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

What did the confused bee say?

Why are skeletons so calm?

Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

What do you get from an Alaskan cow?

What did the bread do on vacation?

What do you call a sad latte?