What branch of the military accepts newborns?
The infantry.
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Why are boxers good comedians?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
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