How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
By its bark.
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Why was the broom late for school?
What do horses say to greet each other?
It's Crowded!
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
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