How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
By its bark.
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Where do hamsters come from?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
Why was the fish so smart?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
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