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Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Why should you not pamper a cow?

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

Which state has the best streets?

What did the clean dog say to the insect?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

What's a dog's favorite tooth?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?

What school subject really rocks?

Why are skunks always so depressed?