Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

Why are puppies so flexible?

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?

What's the opposite of irony?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?

Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?