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Of course, houses can't jump.
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Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
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Why can't Christmas trees sew?
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What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
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What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
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