Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, houses can't jump.
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
Why do cows go to New York?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame StreetĀ®?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
Where does money love to go shopping?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
How do automobiles fly?
Where does the president keep his razor?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Who is Pepto-Bismol'sĀ® favorite band?
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