Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, houses can't jump.
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Why don't ants get sick?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
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What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
How do horses navigate at night?
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