What do photographers read to their children before bed?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

My brother is my partner in crime.

Why did the baby cookie cry?

What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Why is it easy for chicks to talk?

What is a plant's favorite college course?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

What do you say if you meet a toad?

What do you call a stationary flamingo?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?