Wanna hear a long dad joke?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

When is Dad's bedtime?

Why do librarians never make plans?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

Why did the dog get embarrassed?

What do you eat on July 5th?

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

How does a witch play loud music?

Why did the cow go to outer space?

Where does a pianist go on vacation?

Why was the musician arrested?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?