What's an owl's favorite school subject?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?

What do you call dogs that rarely bark?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

Where do novels go to have a good time?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

Why was the moth so unpopular?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?