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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

Why is a doctor always calm?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?

What do sheep say when they're in love?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

Who is the most popular pop singer in space?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?