What's the holiest insect?

Where does the stingray's husband hang out?

How do snakes identify their bath towels?

What car can you only see twice a year?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

What do you call an elephant's handwriting?

Where do belly buttons go to college?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

What do photographers read to their children before bed?