What did the octopus use to write his novel?

Where do you take sick ponies?

What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?

Where does a pianist go on vacation?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

Why did the frog starve?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

What is a whale's favorite sport?

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?