What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

What do you call a Russian flea?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

What position does lemonade play in baseball?

What should moms do when their kids go back to school?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

What's a pirate's favorite color?