Where do mice leave their boats?
At the hickory dickory dock.
Why was the horse so happy?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What sport can waiters play really well?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What is the most faithful insect?
What did the confused bee say?
I'm not a bad putter.
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
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