Where do mice leave their boats?
At the hickory dickory dock.
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What food is a man's best friend?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
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Who granted the fish a wish?
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What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What do insects learn at school?
What do cows say on NYE?
Why did the snake cross the road?
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