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Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

What name sounds like the past tense?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

What are hotdogs called in the winter?

That bird won't stop squawking.

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

Which big cat loves to drive?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?