Why is it hard to hire a clown?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?

What do you call a fly without wings?

Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?

What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?