Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Where does food go to take a nap?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?

Where do kittens go to school?

When do cows get tired?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

Why do Olympians never overheat?

Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?