Someone stole my mood ring!

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

Why don't ostriches fly ?

What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

Which celebrity always frowns?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?