Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

What do dogs drink when they're sick?

What do you do for an injured lemon?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?

Bears love exotic cars.

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?