What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
A corny joke!
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Why are cause and effect so close?
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