Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Because they have two left feet!
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
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Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
Why did electricity win the race?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
How do you make antifreeze?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
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