What money do cats use to go shopping?

Why did the cat start laughing?

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

Why do sewers make terrible runners?

What do you call a flying police officer?

How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

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What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

Want to hear a joke about a balloon?