Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Because they have two left feet!
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What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
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