Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

What do you call a 100-year-old ant?

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?

Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

What's an owl's favorite school subject?

Why don't ostriches fly ?

Why did the snake cross the road?

What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?