Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Because they have two left feet!
What did the confused bee say?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What kind of bird can write?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Why are all priests fit?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
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