What do you give a pony with a cold?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

What do cows like to dance to?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

What did the calf play in the school band?

What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?

What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?

Why was the cow afraid?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

Why are stones so good at music?