What fairy loves to count?

What kind of cake always tells the truth?

What did one angel say to the other angel?

What does winter fat turn into?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?

When does a horse talk?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?