What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

What do you give a sick pig?

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

I can cut down a tree only using my vision..

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

Why did the snake cross the road?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

Where do rabbits go out to dance?

What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?

Why do baseball players love bowling?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?