Why did the map not want to be weighed?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

What kind of water does an angel like?

Where should you plant flowers along the road?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

What's good for both poker and theater?

Why do cats give such great massages?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

What do farmers do on February 14th?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

What do you call a fly without wings?

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?