Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?

How is life like toilet paper?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

Why do runners watch so much TV?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

Why doesn't sleet have any friends?

Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?

What animal has more lives than a cat?

What was the detective duck trying to do?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

Where do bees go on their vacation?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

What nationality is Santa Claus?

What is a table you can eat?