What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Take steps to avoid them.
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What do you call a sad latte?
Why do elephants have trunks?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
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