How do trees get access to the internet?

Why are trees always so positive?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

What did the storm say when its plans changed?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

What's the difference between people and chickens?

Why are fish so good at watching their weight?

What do felines love to plant in a garden?

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?