Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?

What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

What is an elk's favorite dessert?

What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?

What part of a fish weighs the most?

Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

Why did the baby cookie cry?

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?