What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

Why did the robot take a summer vacation?

Where do cats go on vacation?

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?

Why was the man stuck at the party?

Do you know the name Pavlov?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

How does the moon cut her hair?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

What do you call a sarcastic duck?

What do you call an Irish spider?

What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?

What do insects make all their clothes out of?