What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

Why is spring the oddest season?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

What animal loves a baseball game?

Why don't ants get sick?

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

The museum curator needed a break.

What do you call two dentists that are very different?

Why are bakers so good at math?

What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

Which relative loves rice?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

What's a dad's favorite dessert?