Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?