Why is golf harder than baseball?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

What sport requires no movement at all?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?

What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?

Why did the barber win the race?

What did the iceberg say to its dad?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?