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What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

What is the most popular 70s band among birds?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

Why were the atoms always hungry?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

How does a witch play loud music?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?