What did the sardine call the submarine?
A can of people.
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What do elves learn in school?
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