What's a deer's favorite horror movie?

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?

What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

What sound does a witch's car make?

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

Which CIA agent is the best baker?