What did the sardine call the submarine?
A can of people.
Where do kittens go to school?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
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