What did the sardine call the submarine?
A can of people.
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Why did the fish blush?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..
What's the friendliest pen?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
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