What do pigs always order at Arby's®?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

What do you call a singing rodent?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

How did groundhogs get their name?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?