What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Swan Lake.
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What do you give a sick lemon?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
If you need help building an ark..
A book just fell on my head.
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What do you call an old snowman?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What sport requires no movement at all?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Why can't Cinderella⢠play soccer?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
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