How do you arrest a pig?

How do fish watch TV shows?

What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?

What do you call a very small Valentine?

What do cows say on NYE?

What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

Why did the computer run out of money?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

What do you call the horse that lives next door?