What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Swan Lake.
What is another name for a cow?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What do you call an old snowman?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Which animal will never go bald?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Why don't ants get sick?
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