How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?

What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?

How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?

Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

Where is the coldest place to work?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?