What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Swan Lake.
What animal loves Indian food?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
Which cats have the best manners?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Where does Superman park his cars?
We had a discussion about roses.
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
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