What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast!
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What sport do horses love to play?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Why are cars magic?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Are baby skunks cute?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
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