What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast!
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Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What car does Yoda® drive?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
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