Where do catchers sit at lunch?

Why do cubes make great referees?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?

Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?

Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?