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Why did the gardener bury all his money?

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

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What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

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What did the hostess name her daughter?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Why was the mime upset?