Why is tennis such a loud sport?

What sport is always getting in trouble?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

Where does Superman park his cars?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

How does the sun listen to music?

Where do squirrels go on vacation?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?