What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

Why are cause and effect so close?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

What do sheep love to spread on crackers?

What part of your eye learns the quickest?

What's the hardest part about skydiving?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

What's the most popular dish at church brunch?

Why did the bunnies go on strike?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?