Why was the tire self-conscious?
Because he was balding.
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
How do you make a bandstand?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What do you give a sick lemon?
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