What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

Bears love exotic cars.

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?

How do you get kids to do something?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Which animal should never work for the government?

Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?