Why was the tire self-conscious?
Because he was balding.
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What kind of car does a chicken have?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
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