What do female veggies wear to the beach?

Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

What's a pirate's favorite color?

What kind of water does an angel like?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?