Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?

What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

Why do plants hate algebra?

Where do actors go to pray?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

Where do airplanes go shopping?

What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?