Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?

What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?

Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

Why did the singer perform on an airplane?

Which elf is the best singer?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

What kind of music do planets like?

Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?