What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

Why did the robot take a summer vacation?

What do frogs eat in the summer?

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

What kind of money do fishermen make?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

Why are cat owners so good at tipping?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?