Where did the chemist have his lunch?
On a periodic table.
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What do you call a dog in space?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
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