Why do repairmen make great therapists?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

What makes a glow worm glow?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

Why can you never find the number nine?

What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?

What kind of tournaments do birds always win?

Why did the witch stay in a hotel?

What do you call a short cow?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

Why don't moms tell mom jokes?