Where did the chemist have his lunch?
On a periodic table.
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Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
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What animals make the best baseball players?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
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