Where did the chemist have his lunch?
On a periodic table.
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Which big cat loves to drive?
Why was the cow afraid?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
How do you talk to a giant?
What do you call siblings who love math?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
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