Where did the chemist have his lunch?
On a periodic table.
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What's the opposite of irony?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
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