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What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

Someone stole my mood ring!

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Why was the man stuck at the party?

Why did electricity win the race?

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Why does a barn sound so noisy?

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How does the moon cut her hair?