What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

What do you call stolen cheese?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

What did the icy road say to the truck?

How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

What do you say to the person who invented zero?

What did the rug say to the floor?

Why is it called a litter of puppies?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

Why did the professor write on the window?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

What's a duck's favorite ballet?

Why are bakers also often hippies?