What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

What do you call a sad latte?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

What animal loves to sway side-to-side?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

Where do German dogs sleep?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

How does a cow do math?

Why did the frog have a long face?