Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

What's a mom's favorite headwear?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

What do you call a hairless poodle?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

Why are cars magic?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?