What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

This candy bar is a real home run.

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?

How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?