What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

I like telling Dad jokes.

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

What's another term for a sleeping bag?

Where do airplanes go shopping?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

What do you call a cow who loves to work out?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?

What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?