What did you learn in school today, son?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

Why didn't the melons get married?

What do cows like to dance to?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

Why was the bunny upset?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?

Where do pigs learn magic?

What's the best band to listen to in autumn?

How do you arrest a pig?

What do female veggies wear to the beach?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?