What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

Where do hands go on vacation?