How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?

Which animals make the most honest judges?

What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

What's a cat's favorite song?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

What do sprinters eat before a race?

What do dads love to eat after dinner?

What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?