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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Why did the cat start laughing?

Where do pigs learn magic?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

What's a bee's favorite novel?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?

What do you call a household of counselors?

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