Why did the border collie get a raise?

Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

What instruments do imaginary friends play?

Who invented King Arthur's round table?

What did the frog order at McDonald's®?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

Why do sewers make terrible runners?

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

What's a cat's favorite color?

How do fleas travel?

Why do librarians never make plans?

Who do fish pray to when they need help?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?