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What fish only swims at night?

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What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

What pop singer also makes a great weapon?

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Why did the frog starve?

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What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

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Why was the math book sad?