What do you call a puppy with a fever?
A hot dog.
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What animal has the most fun?
What animal could Noah not trust?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What's E.T. short for?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
How are mountains able to see?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
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