Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

What do photographers read to their children before bed?

Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?

Why are winter days great?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

My brother is my partner in crime.

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

What do bees say in the summer?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

What did autumn say to summer?

Which dogs are the best at getting girls?