Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

Why was the cat so small?

Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?

Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?

What do goats and moms have in common?

Why do trees have so many friends?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

Which princess is best suited for winter?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?