What animal is undefeated in all sports?
A peng-win.
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What do you call octopus twins?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
How do trees get access to the internet?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
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