Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Because they're too far out.
What do you call an animal pop star?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
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