Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Because they're too far out.
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What time of day was Adam created?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
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