Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Because they're too far out.
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
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