What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?

Why does chewing gum never go bad?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?

What are you studying in math?

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

What does a lion call an antelope?

Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?