Why were the atoms always hungry?

Where do belly buttons go to college?

What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

Why was the father caterpillar so angry?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?

Where do pigs learn magic?

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

Which parent cares the most for the environment?

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?