What's the only career where you can never sit down?

Someone stole all my lamps.

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

What type of bean doesn't have protein?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

What do you call a Zen egg?

Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

What do you call the pig that does karate?

When do cows get tired?