Why did the window need an aspirin?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

What's the saddest part of the week?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

What do you call the study of strong women in history?

What did the wasp do when he got hot?

What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?

What animal has the most fun?

What do you call it when a bird does something bad?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

Why is summer always sad?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?