What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?

What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?

What animal floats best?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

How do you measure a millennial?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

What do ghosts eat on Halloween?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?