What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

Who is the most popular pop singer in space?

How do automobiles fly?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

How do amoebas make calls?

Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

What's the most determined bird?

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?