When does the sun finally get to take a break?

How can you make 7 even?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

Board Game With A Twist

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

Why are ghosts always single?

What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

What did autumn say to summer?

What insect thinks it's a dog?

Why was the fish so smart?

Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?